The promise of a visit from Mr Hilton has sparked some interest in UK current affairs! Send me a message and tell me something that has(‘nt) happened!
I hope he can smuggle me a beef pot noodle or some pickled onion monster munch, I am wasting away out here on potatoes and meat (That might be a lie)
In other Hilton news, he supplied me with this picture of Jim who is currently featuring on American Idol, apparently. I still can’t believe how much I love this image, I guess you need to know the chap.
Talking of Jim, I received this message from him yesterday and as punishment for not staying in touch with me and /or reading this (Don’t worry, I wont be publish anyone else’s messages, unless I get pretty bored or you upset me)
“Yeah, i saw sue. she was trying to be my wingman even though i didn’t particularly want one. every time i was speaking to or dancing near any girl at all she’d start grinding on them and shouting “Jim! I’m messing with your bitches!”. it was quite funny, but i did have to keep explaining to my friends why they kept getting lesbianed.
what’s happening in poland?”
In other England news, Joey in 2012, after 27 years on the planet is finally ONLINE! I got an email from him the other day…. he has since told me that the computer doesn’t like him and has broken. Still quite impressive though.
Ok, I don’t have anything to say, other than I am now a full time sales man. Bad times.
What’s the point in working for a living???