The promise of a visit from Mr Hilton has sparked some interest in UK current affairs! Send me a message and tell me something that has(‘nt) happened!

I hope he can smuggle me a beef pot noodle or some pickled onion monster munch, I am wasting away out here on potatoes and meat (That might be a lie)

In other Hilton news, he supplied me with this picture of Jim who is currently featuring on American Idol, apparently. I still can’t believe how much I love this image, I guess you need to know the chap.

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Talking of Jim, I received this message from him yesterday and as punishment for not staying in touch with me and /or reading this (Don’t worry, I wont be publish anyone else’s messages, unless I get pretty bored or you upset me)

“Yeah, i saw sue. she was trying to be my wingman even though i didn’t particularly want one. every time i was speaking to or dancing near any girl at all she’d start grinding on them and shouting “Jim! I’m messing with your bitches!”. it was quite funny, but i did have to keep explaining to my friends why they kept getting lesbianed.
what’s happening in poland?”

In other England news, Joey in 2012, after 27 years on the planet is finally ONLINE! I got an email from him the other day…. he has since told me that the computer doesn’t like him and has broken. Still quite impressive though.

Ok, I don’t have anything to say, other than I am now a full time sales man. Bad times.

What’s the point in working for a living???

Everybody loves a bit of satire, it’s simply the best form of comedy on the planet! It always cheers me up to see a reference to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. All a bit of harmless anti religious fun.

I am going to track this guy down and buy him a pint.

I have mainly been consuming Pierogi for the last few days after acquiring a huge stockpile from a departing Krakowian. I also landed piles of alcohol, Christmas based decorations, a lamp and a pile of other stuff. It almost looks like someone lives in this place even though none of the stuff is actually mine… I just need to take care of the structural work now!

View at Picasa This is the holiest of hors d'oeuvres – a pierogi with the image of Christ burned on. According to its owner, Donna Lee, the apparition appeared on the appetizer as she cooked her dinner on Palm Sunday. "I was frying pierogis, when I turned this one over the face of the Lord was fried into it," she said.<P><B>Ref: EMLA 100805 C </B><P><B>Splash News and Pictures</B><br>Los Angeles:310-821-2666<br>New York:212-619-2666<br>London:207-107-2666<br>photodesk@splashnews.com

I have spent all of the cash I could find in IKEA a few days ago, completely by accident.  I only went to buy a sheet. That place is positively evil, handy though!

In other news – there was some more generic Krakow entertainment the other day, Wianki, not my cup of tea but the kids seem to love it and I did see some rather nice fireworks and a hot air balloon out the window which broke up my cleanathon. All my guests finally left so it was time to sort the place out!

2011 Krakow Fireworks Wianki from Paul Gaston on Vimeo.

My first guest is here in only two days… I had better plan some kind of entertainment, I am a terrible tour guide… I just live here!