I dont know where the best coffee shop in Amsterdam is, I dont actually remember anything about my visit really.

“We are all going to crash and burn” possibly the best slip I have heard on an aeroplane before take off!  Good work Sue.

Anyway, I arrived in Amsterdam on Wednesday morning and wondered about a bit until it was time to drink, I don’t remember much since then but we have completed all the generic tourist obligations i.e. the sex museum, good coffee shops, red light district etc.

I will be meeting the lesbian army tonight, me and 6 lesbians for new years eve. Not exactly what I signed up for, but what’s the worst that could happen?

I have also been acquiring ”seduction tips” from sue about how she woo’s the ladies. I certainly feel a lot sexier after our discussion if nothing else!

I have a place to stay now after new years eve, that’s always good news. Right, I better go and do this  new years eve thing..